Tumblr text posts + Robert Downey Jr.
Do you mean?: Tony Stark
This story keeps on getting better and better
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”
Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog